One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say.
Father “because it makes grown ups happy” Johnny “I want to be happy too” Father “then you have to wait until you’re a grown up” Johnny “but who will exercise with me when I grow up?
”Father “hopefully when you get married, it will be your wife” Johnny “but dad, how come our neighbour Sally exercises with you”
Wife rushes out of the kitchen, ambulance arrives 10 minutes later.
One evening, a husband was sitting in the living room when his wife overheard him talking to their adult son about exercise.
The son asked:
“Dad, why do grown-ups like exercising together?”
The father laughed and replied:
“Because it keeps them happy and healthy.”
The son nodded and said:
“I want to stay happy and healthy too!”
His father smiled.
“Then find someone you enjoy exercising with.”
Just then, the son remembered something and asked:
“But Dad, how come you exercise with our neighbor Sally every morning?”
The wife suddenly stopped what she was doing in the kitchen.
She slowly walked into the living room.
The husband looked terrified.
The son continued:
“And why does Mom always get mad whenever you two go jogging together?”
The husband swallowed hard.
His wife stared at him for a few seconds and finally said:
“So THAT’S why you’ve been waking up at 6 a.m. every morning?” 😂
The husband immediately realized he had some serious explaining to do.
Sometimes, one innocent question can expose an entire mystery. 😂
Would you believe his explanation? Tell us in the comments!
